c-rona chronicles: day X “the end of rona?”
It’s October 10, 2022. I’m on my 4th or 10th COVID booster shot to protect myself and others against the latest variant. My arm hurts. The 5G chip the government installed is competing with the previous LTE chips. But at least I’m not wearing a mask anymore (unless I’m in the subway). I can also go to restaurants and bowling, and eat food with my dirty fingers from the bowling balls.
Life is somewhat great.
Looking forward to my next booster shot.
ad quote #86
“Don’t make those changes. They’re bullshit. Wait here, I’m gonna fix this...”
— Immortal words from a heroic Creative Director defending a team from last minute changes
ad quote #99
“Let’s make it blue... no wait, let’s make it red, or yellow, or that green from the wall we saw at that burger place we went once. Remember?”
— Immortal words from a confused Copywriter
ad quote #82
“Every time we receive a really, really good brief, both a planner and an account manager receive the keys to heaven.”
— Immortal words from a Creative Director
ad quote #75
“I really love what you guys did there. But honestly, I don’t like it.”
— Immortal words from a Client
ad quote #737
“The artist formerly known as Prince was formerly alive.”
— Immortal words from an asshole Copywriter
ad quote #46
“Motherfuckers... that was my idea!”
— Immortal words from virtually any Creative when opening Ads of the World.
ad quote #12
“Campaign just got killed. But at least we got paid.”
— Immortal words from a Creative Team
ad quote #209
“Never got to become a gamer, just ended up being a G.”
— Immortal words from a Copywriter
ad quote #17
“I want to make a video game. Let’s make a video game.”
— Immortal words from a Copywriter
ad quote #521
“Marketing communications, that sounds awesome.”
— Immortal words from a Creative Director
ad quote #646
“If I made a marble, I’d bring it with me everywhere I go. It would be my best friend.”
— Immortal words from an Art Director
ad quote #8
“To Vine or not to Vine, that’s the question on every campaign.”
— Immortal words from a Creative Director